A 70% completed Story about Aliens which is for Hester if it's ever written (she promised me a pint if I wrote a story for her web site).
A 60% completed article on a new method for Fortune telling with sandwiches.
A begun (and that's all I know) Story about Fish which is for Kriss if it's ever written because she once asked me to tell her a story about a goldfish which was bored - and two years later I still haven't.