Welcome to my Waffle Page

This page contains rubbish that I've written, drawn, photographed or merely collected from other bits of the Web. All stuff written down is likely to be the work of me so if you nick it you know who to credit. All pictures of any quality are either photos or somebody else's. You can do what you like with those.

Solve the world's energy crisis with my Perpetual Motion Page
Consider what life might be like in other cultures with my Plane based society Page
Cope with any culinary shortage with my Emergency Cookery Page
Read about the future of broadcasting with my Sky TV page and related to this A word about search engines
Gasp at the design expertise that went into my Netscape enhanced page
Keep up to date with my "NEW THINGS" page.
Or look at some historic humour/stories/writing with my "OLD THINGS" page.
Wonder at the majesty of my Puppy in my Pocket Page.
Gasp in horror at my photo page.
Tackle a modern issue head on with my Does this beard suit me? page.
Scavange through the mouldering potato peelings of my tat page.
Gaze blankly at the infrequently updated page.